SOLANA'S MOST UNQUALIFIED CONDUCTOR

CHOO
CHOO INU.

Wrong train. Right dog.

One cloudy eye. Zero sense of direction.
Somehow, he got the keys.

HE CAN'T READ THE SIGNALS.
HE'S DOING HIS BEST. ↙

EST. WHENEVER HE FOUND THE KEYSSCROLL FOR THE LORE ↓$INUCHOO

CONTRACT ADDRESSCA arriving soon

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
AND THE ONLY EMPLOYEE.

would you trust
this face? ↗

01 / THE DOG BEHIND THE WHISTLE

NO MAP.
NO MASTER PLAN.
JUST CHOO.

They said he wasn't qualified.
He thought they said “good boy.”

So he put on a hat, stole a locomotive, and started picking up strays. Now the whole internet is in the passenger car.

Where are we going? Excellent question.

02 / NEXT STOP: WHO KNOWS

ONE-WAY TICKET • GOOD COMPANY

No dress code. No first class.
Just a very questionable driver.

GOOD BOY RAILWAYS № 0001

ALL ABOARD!

FROMTHE KENNEL

→

TOTHE UNKNOWN

PASSENGER
YOU, PROBABLYFARE
$INUCHOO

KEEP YOUR PAWS INSIDE THE TRAIN.